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Caddy Shack quotes

Carl Spackler, perhaps Bill Murray’s greatest role ever:

“He’s on his final hole. He’s about 455 yards away, he’s gonna hit about a 2 iron I think. ”
“This crowd has gone deadly silent, a Cinderella story outta nowhere. Former greenskeeper and now about to become the masters champion.”
Spalding Smails

“Ahoy polloi… where did you come from, a scotch ad?”
Chevy Chase (the young funny version) as Ty Webb:

“You’re rather attractive for a beautiful girl with a great body.”
“What brings you to this nape of the woods, neck of the wape; How come you’re here? ”
And of course, Judge Smails classic toast (I only recommend quoting this if you can impersonate his dramatic tone and ridiculous laugh):

“It’s easy to grin, when you ship comes in, and you’ve got the stock market beat. But the man worthwhile, is the man who can smile, when his shorts are too tight in the seat!”